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	<title>C.O.N.T.R.A.D.I.C.T.I.O.N.</title>
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	<description>Yes, it's a very busy acronym.</description>
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		<title>Worthless Clippers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the way to work I stopped by the Winn-Dixie to pick up an orange and a carton of milk for breakfast, when I realized I needed a pair of fingernail clippers. Normally I have a pair sitting at my desk at work, but that stuff is all packed up due to the forthcoming office [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta Protect Your Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m no fan of douchebag drivers who park diagonally in multiple spaces because their car is so special that preserving its pristine condition supercedes parking lot courtesy, though I guess I understand the desire to keep a nice car nice, but what was this guy thinking? I hope he was just drunk and failed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazon.com Thinks I&#8217;m Inappropriate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Based on my own life experience, I&#8217;m well aware that my surname is a compound word.  And when used by the creative minds of Elementary and Junior High age kids (I&#8217;m looking at you, Scotty Feddon and Ron Hall), can be a treasure trove of hilariously filthy and inappropriate ribbing.  No, really, I know this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Decimals Make all the Difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For several months now, I&#8217;ve noticed these candy jars at the checkout of a Mexican restaurant near my office. Not that I&#8217;m in the market for cheap candy from a filthy plastic tub, but if I were, I think I&#8217;d enjoy the debate that would ensue when I tried to get eight pieces for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Geocaching Manifesto</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In December of 2009, my family discovered a fantastic hobby which combines our love of technology with the great outdoors.  It set us on a course that would see us happily consuming countless hours on afternoons &#38; weekends wandering through wooded areas, digging through shrubs on the outskirts of shopping malls, staring up into low-hanging [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peek! Peek! Peek! Peek! Peek!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AAAAAAaaaarrrggghhh!  For the last damn time, internet, there is a difference between &#8220;peak&#8221; and &#8220;peek!&#8221;  Yes, I know they both pass the Microsoft Word spell checker, but that doesn&#8217;t mean they&#8217;re interchangeable! Do you see the difference?  A &#8220;peak&#8221; is the top; the summit; the pinnacle. To &#8220;peek&#8221; is to take a quick look.  Do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m Uninstalling Windows Home Server</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I write this, I&#8217;m in the process of migrating a little over a terrabyte of personal data from my home server to an external USB drive in preparation of slicking the box and installing Windows 7 Ultimate. Back in November I decided to upgrade my home server which had been serving me faithfully on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the Rapper, He&#8217;s the D.J.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Just a YouTube Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing of substance in this post, just testing a new plugin that allows me to attach YouTube videos inline with my articles. Huh.  Looks like it works.]]></description>
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		<title>My First Happy Sadness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So far in my forty years, I&#8217;ve discovered three happy sadnesses &#8212; people, things or situations for which I have an aching emotional draw, but know that to have them for my own is an unattainable goal.  In honesty, though, I had never considered them in a category until some months ago, when I simultaneously [...]]]></description>
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